Sadly, he next brought on Stan Sigman...
Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
Christine got the most out of her muster drill by blowing on the communal whistle.
No matter how hard they tried, the "we don't know this girl with the mic" routine wouldn't work this time.
Steve brought Low Pow, a Native American expert in smoke signals, to the stage to explain why they wouldn't be including smoke in this first version of the iPhone.
The creators of the Tiki Bar podcast. Please have a toast in their honor.....now.
Colonel Mustard had been demoted to congo line clapper.
Knowing that their power was derived from their hair, Annie secretly shaved their heads while they slept.
Jen: There was nothing indecent about it.
Randy: ..and I pulled my zipper up just in the nick of time. Man, I must be drunk. I've never told anyone about that before.
Guy: What?? I can't hear you.
While Jake was adept at shooting penis shapes onto rocks, his team wished he spent a little more time firing at the enemy.
Aware that Sean was wearing only one shirt, Pantea proceeded to take as many pictures as humanly possible, for proof.
The lack of hairnets was really a health code violation waiting to happen.
Logan, about to get a very unpleasant hook.
