"It's ok mom, I'm sure that kid didn't mean it when he said your hat looked like what happens to gay angels when they retire. How does he know what retired things look like, he was only 8!"
"Come to daddy my French queen."
"Candied sprinkles for everybody!"
You can't stop the sacking.
Guy: I'm totally out of focus. You should try it sometime. It's marvelous.
"Draw something nice, she says. Don't make it involve torturing your little sister, she says. Don't draw a pentagram, opening a portal to the hellmouth she says. Bah. I bet Picasso didn't have to put up with this shit!"
The parade hadn't even started and there were already casualties of war.
Vans, official sponsor of the "Oh my lord, it's December and I'm still finding god damned confetti in my shoe. A pox on whoever came up with this tradition!" parade.
"Damn straight, I be righteous."
Yet still more nutritious than Mt.Dew.
Every 1000th visitor to the SB zoo gets a free child. This one earned its keep by being a lookout.
Subtle.
The girls cowered in fear from the snail man and his questionable (yet curiously multicolored) trail droppings.
Boza the clown was an educational reminder to the children NOT to try jumping from heights with only an umbrella to slow your descent.
