After several complaints about an 'invisible crotch sniffing dog', Tim the mime was escorted away from the parade route.
"Do not be afraid. I'm covered in glitter. Everyone loves glitter. Who wants hugs?"
"I'm already out of my lamp. So if you rub this, I get a lady genie. So don't you stop."
"First lap dance is free! Oh sonny boy, come over here and I'll tell you about the time I voted for Eisenhower!"
Karl Rove had a troubled childhood.
Mistress Nightshade (Jill) was well versed on all things goth. But no one ever told her how well endowed satyrs were.
Sam insisted on kissing the ground on every move.
Guy on left (internal): I've been staring at her underwear for the past four minutes. There's no way I'll be able to pull off this sweep kick without her noticing that something is....different.
Capoeira - sport of exposed stomachs.
Guy: I can't see your belly button. Didn't you read the handbook?
She was only giddy because she's used White-Out instead of non-toxic paint.
About time. This parade was in desperate need of more cowbell.
I had always suspected that Big Bird's dad was a trombone player (they're the most liberal when it comes to inter-species erotica).
Outfit made from 100% recycled wedding dress. After the divorce, someone ought to get some enjoyment out of it.
