Sir Brillianton returns to land a different man. He has touched a whale, fought the tide, and caught a disease which will turn his offspring into adorable mutant flipper babies.
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Sally Struts enters the fight.
Sally Struts: Oh my god! This water is making my white shirt transparent! Why did no one tell me this would happen?!
Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
Sally's friend didn't care about the whale. She just wanted the tide to never ever stop coming in.
Seeing Sir Brillianton giving the whale a sensual massage, Sally feared he might have gotten too attached.
Sally: Nipples and gold chains and seaweed! It's like an Aquaman rap video!
"Smell my hands. No, really. I think it's making me high."
The stroller.
Fearing a mob mentality, I escape to the high ground.
The boys, out for an early dinner.
Johnny Jackass shows his guns.
Johnny Jackass runs for his life. The crowd cheers for the whale.
Thrusting, Johnny knew this was his only chance to do this, and he was going to savor it.
Jack the Ripper's victims usually didn't stand still for this long once the blade came out. Deep down he was beginning to worry that he'd lost his touch.