The butterflies that live down the street from me. Although these are slightly less....alive.
The result.
Doing his best impression of George Bush, Rob "the studmuffin" McNeal irritated parade watchers by approaching attractive women in the crowd and asking if they "wanted their sovereign land invaded *wink*"
Awwww. How cute. Steve and Anna and a bottle of some unidentified liquid. That's a recipe for rosy cheeks if I ever saw one.
Overcome with a spontaneous burst of energy, the red skirted woman kicked off her shoes, ran forward, and swan dove into the pond below. The fact that it was only 4 inches deep was information she received..far too late.
Sean rubbed the back of his head against the rivets on the boat. That'd be fine if he hadn't started moaning and screamed out people's names. Who the hell is "Sunshine" anyhow? Wait, I don't want to know.
Christine's right hand learned the hard way that pretending to fly in the vicinity of razor-wire is a bad idea.
Alex: ..gatorade...check. iodine for emergency water purification...check. loaf of bread...check. box of super small condoms..che....hey!
Alex: ..thank you thank you. But really, my enormous penis deserves half the accolades. Wait, what's this award for again?
The Ken Burns Effect adds a little girl in a red jacket to every project. Ken Burns has a lot of kids and he wants you to adopt them. See how cute they are? They can take out the trash, do your dishes, even shovel snow off your driveway.
There's nothing better than a three-saliva chocolate cake.
Trust me, it was 100 times worse half a second before this picture was taken.
Jen (internal): Oh my god. He's not going to act out this joke is he?
Shasta (internal): *burp* Wait, I missed the first part of this joke. Is this the one with the donkey punch, the nun, and the cotton swabs?
Tobin: Hot potato! Hot potato! Or is that potatoE? Fuck! I should have paid attention in grade school.
