Billy felt a little guilty, but hey, that kid did say he would get the beachball if it was the last thing he did.
See, I can take nice pictures of people.
May 2001
Smooth rock, smooth sand, smooth water.
Apparently it is no longer cool to swing a hula hoop around your waist. Your choices are now:
Knees - prevents you from walking properly, but draws attention to the abs you've worked so hard to get.
Chest - gives your breasts a workout too!
Neck - breathing is for sissies.
We had to walk up and down a giant hill to get to the condo we were staying at. Tired of the strain on his muscles, Steve would soon curl into a ball, traveling down the cobblestone at a remarkable speed. Unfortunately for him, the hill has a few bends. And a cactus plant at the end.
Mike: This guy over here thinks he can pick up that spare. Ha! I will pick up my spare, knock down his pins with my mind, and sleep with his girl. This is how powerful I am.
Andy was stingy with the beverage. He would measure out each shot, put it on a scale, and then drink half of it to ensure "it wasn't poison."
Steve: Hey Kash, does this face say "I'm a badass." ? Cuz I wanna be hardcore like you, ya knows. Maybe if I give it a little more chin I can..
Kash: Fuck off.
The very large 17" powerbook.
With all the paparazzi around, Paka knew that his entire life's work would rest on the tastiness of this one burger.
Penis straws and red liquor; the two necessary ingredients for the world famous 'bladder infection' drink.
May 2001
This shot would have benefited from a telephoto lens. So let's just imagine the surfer has some amusing expression on his face and make up a joke from there. C'mon, it'll be fun.
The inspectors prepare for their first body cavity search of the parade. The man in the vest was given the choice of the curling iron (far right), or the 3 and a half finger special (center).
While we admired the unique design of the 253 sign, we couldn't help but wonder how many children these residents had lured into their den with their 'Ice Cream' sign.
