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The petite 12" powerbook.
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Water beads off Sean so well that we can't help but guess that he accidentally used Turtle Wax on his face instead of sunscreen.
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Jess had to be restrained from joining in on the antics as Shasta started to chastise Paka for throwing silverware at Billy's groin.
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This belly dancer kept luring other dancers into her grasp. It wasn't sexual. She was just a super controlling personality.
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It ate Matt.
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Bowling makes Christine happy. Or the pills. One of them. Anyway, she was smiling.
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Already drunk by this point, Alex just swayed back and forth until people bid on Kelly by themselves.
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Half of the printer manufacturers had large printers churning out pix of brightly adorned naked women. Each booth competed with the others. Epson had this one of two women together. HP responded with a closeup of nipples painted like a peacock. Canon took the cake however, with a aerial shot of an orgy doused in 142 pantone colored paints.
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Yes, this is the actual cake that Sean got for his birthday. And no, I don't know why the Star Wars action figure is staring at his crotch.
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(for the past two birthday dinners of Shasta's, we have encountered a bachellorette party out for a good time.) The bride-to-be enjoyed the attention she was getting from Brian & Wilson. But not half as much as she enjoyed pulling away suddenly to leave the two men with locked lips and shocked expressions.
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May 2001 Bigfoot wears a pump.
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Steve assumes the classic 'make a joke about my crotch' position.
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Sean had a unique form when he bowled. We think it had something to do with his former career as a speed ice skater.
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Wes: It's ok Tobin. Losing control over your bladder happens to the best of us. Hell, it happened to me once. Of course, I was 5, but that's not the point...
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It took 20 minutes for this Apple employee to explain that the "switch" campaign didn't require the user switch sexual orientations along with their hardware.