Their one groupie.
The band.
Eating Mexican food was serious business, and Andy was up to the task.
Kid: ..but mom, I already shaved earlier today!
After promising Shasta he wouldn't eat anything sweet, Paka tried to play off the churros as "salty tortilla sticks".
This gesture somehow evoked Bon Jovi, or summoned Lucifer, or something. Whatever it was, I think Alex held on to that guy's hand just a few seconds too long.
Alex has showing random strangers hand games from elementary school. You know, in case they skipped that part of life and went straight on to college.
Andria: Here is a flower, the symbol of love, of peace, of...wait! This thing is fake! This is a symbol of how cheap that mariachi band was. And they had my love *sniff*.
Paka (internal): Oh yeah, I always get to sit with the honeys. This 'touch-me' shirt works wonders. Thank you polyester!
Kids, never pierce your nipple on a bet.
Alex's offer of marriage to the bouncer was soundly rejected when his 'engagement egg' was unceremoniously smashed on his head.
Pet skirts, because nothing is more embarassing to a pet than having humans see their legs.
Paka (internal): It's good to still be the king.
Baby: I said no pictures lady! Bruno, do something terrible.
