The belly lint hat craze finally sweeps into Santa Barbara.
Fiesta, the only time besides Halloween when the baby/adult mutants come out to play.
Woman: I bring you peace! Ok, so it's just shredded paper, but you simpletons don't know the difference. Peace for all!
Pet skirts, because nothing is more embarassing to a pet than having humans see their legs.
Baby: I said no pictures lady! Bruno, do something terrible.
Monk daddies; because making/drinking whiskey for 30 years can cause you to forget a few things you might have done.
Mother: Son, did you...did you just lift up my skirt? Don't look away and act all innocent. Mommy can find a date her own way, thank you very much.
