Napkins on the head - because you never know when dessert may be served.
No one had the heart to tell him that all the girl on girl action was directly behind him. We're kinda jerks like that.
Richard's primal yell would have been more exciting if he hadn't of coughed up live weasels in the process.
Randy: ..and I pulled my zipper up just in the nick of time. Man, I must be drunk. I've never told anyone about that before.
Guy: What?? I can't hear you.
Melissa (internal): If he tells another joke about getting lei'd, he's not going to get lei'd again for a very long time.
Globe-man sees all.
Yes, even when you're in the shower. Sinner.
Everyone's favorite italian plumbers put in an appearance.
Gabe proves once again that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition....at their wedding.
Jess (thru her teeth): We're going to take an entire case of beer up to the room after this, aren't we?
Melissa: You bet your ass we are.
As Mariah explained the intricate workings of the spleen, JohnMark tried think of the smoothest way to work in a good lei joke.
JohnMark went on to drink the contents of his maracas and shake his beer like a polaroid picture.
Presenter: You too can lose weight! Sure, you'll go bald. Sure, your wife will leave you. Sure, your penis will turn colors. But c'mon people; thin is in!
HP Scanjet 4670 - When you want to remind your husband of the shame you feel that your little girl's sole desire in life is to become a professional sumo wrestler.
Kid: Grandpa, grandpa. Can we go toilet paper the Quark booth again? Pleeeeze?!
