Total Immersion Racing - Well, total as long as you don't listen to the 10,000 people around you. Or look past the edges of the screen. Or pay attention to your mom bugging you to go.
And people say mac gaming is no fun. I mean, just look at this excited young fa....what? Oh, wrong slide. Next. Next!
Missile Commander 2004
(woman not included)
This was a demo of a new game that enabled the user, thru use of the iSight, to manipulate confetti colored vomit.
Panoramic shots. That second one, btw, is a sand dune, not a breast.
Cassie was always picked last for the team in elementary school. Her luck never changed.
Mac User: Why did I freeze when that booth babe asked my name? It's Ted. Tod. Tad. Shit! Stupid stupid stupid!
{insert obvious Voltron joke here}
Jobs (off-screen): Here you see how poor this Rio device is. It has a little red nipple for navigation, a tiny green screen for displaying the device name, and it's 50 ft tall. Really, I wouldn't lie.
John Mayer, who showed up to demo Apple's new GarageBand software, punched his palm under his keyboard everytime Jobs mentioned Jack Johnson. Which, surprisingly, was several times a minute.
"Rabid dogs and their effects on children" - my first iMovie.
Pac-Man has resorted to taking odd jobs ever since Namco went 3D.
Presenter: ..and Final Cut Express 2 comes with a handy new penis interface for hands free operation. Just...shake it a little this way and that...oh yeah..and that rumble feature...oh..oh...look at those live effects!!
OK, it may just be me, but does it look like the Apple is after something in this picture?
