Madeline, far left, barely escapes the clutches of a sea monster. Or so she claimed. In 4 inches of water.
I took her flask away after that.
The world's most painful slip n slide.
Sean sits, transfixed by the idea of a never-ending shower.
Realizing that if this really were a horse, I'd be staring up at the horse's business; I was suddenly very happy this wasn't a real horse.
Ok, so I may have taken quite a few shots of this thing.
Water as a stream of light. Poser.
As Madeline said while we were there; all this shot needs now is a unicorn and a rainbow and it'd be perfect.
This is where I insert a joke about Madeline really having to pee.
Horsetail falls. This is actually from behind this waterfall. Nifty eh.
The Columbia River divides one section of trees from another. They were once brothers, thick as thieves. But have drifted apart over the years. Get it, because of the water! Drifting! I'm hilarious.
Green is the official color of Oregon. I never figured out why.
I just love the word 'gorge'. GORGE!
The top of yet another waterfall. One of many tempting spots to leap from. Except I hear it's not as fun as they make it out to be in Romancing the Stone. And they had a car. And a Danny Devito at the bottom.
Wet nuts.
Madeline ponders the meaning of life, the vastness of the cosmos, and that cloud that kinda looks like a penis.