Mike: Ca..Cap...Capitulate. It means to masturbate furiously with toothpaste. You're welcome.
Matt ponders fine art, politics, and whether or not his chapstick melted in his back pocket again.
After several attempts to purchase a large bird for the sole purpose of eating this yellowjacket, I was resigned to the fact that we would be roommates.
Madeline's bedroom window.
Her life is a constant game of cat and mouse with BB-gun snipers.
Safely on the ground, the first thing I photographed was another camera. My metapowers are vast!