Scared yet? You will be.
Apple employees love sending the goatse image to one another on the showroom floor.
The cuteness factor of this shot of kids in a wheelbarrow wore off quickly when it was revealed they were being carted off to a reeducation camp as punishment for commingling their recycling.
Beanbag man: Hey honey, this is pretty relaxing. How bout you bring me a drink and then rub my shoulders? No?
Can you buy me a cookie then? Hmm, ok.
How bout I get up, help you carry that heavy bag, and then beg forgiveness so that I don't have to sleep on the couch with the dog?
Little Bo Peep and the Mad Hatter's lovechild. Not as dangerous as she looks.
Scientist (internal): I thought I was going to be in a music video. Now they tell me it's something about computers. Hell, at least these suits have urine waste disposal systems. Ahhhhh.
Due to the addictive nature of Bejeweled 2, the identity of this gamer will not be revealed. Don't worry Wil, your secret is safe with me.
Proving he's kind of a dick, Steve chooses an old photo where it looks like he's doing all the work and The Woz is napping on the job.
When you can't get breasts on your hood the old fashioned way; convincing your drunk girlfriend that doing it on your car will add excitement to your relationship, Alpine will be more than happy to provide you with some punk rock cleavage to simply paste on.
Billy (internal): Holy shit, I've forgotten my name. Ok, don't panic. I'll just sit here, staring at nothing in particular until someone calls my name. Oops! I've been staring at someone's breasts. Now they're going to call me a "dirty boy" and I'll never know who I really am. This is so depressing.
After fending off wave after wave of people who thought their program was used to erase the memories of minors, the programmers were starting to doubt their faith in the goodness of humanity.
Diddy Worthington didn't quite understand why his brand had instant street cred, but his bank account wasn't complaining.
Presenter: ..and as these charts clearly show, Microsoft employees love their fucking booze.
You know you want to touch it. You want to touch them all.
