Presenter: ..and as these charts clearly show, Microsoft employees love their fucking booze.
Rejected ad campaign slogans:
"Pop your iPod case cherry!"
"We gave birth to pastel fashion."
"Buying this case will make you feel like our fashion models are constantly licking your nether regions just like this raspberry! *offer void once the next case version is released*."
Reduced to a setup in which it is never touched by human hands, the pink mini ponders suicide. Or, at the very least, deleting a few 5 star ranked songs off of itself.
