Andy's new chips were a highlight of the evening. They were caressed to the point where several people had to ask Andy if his wife minded.
There was a joke here about "How many men wearing monkey shirts does it take to change a lightbulb?" but we chose not to use it.
I gave Shasta $5 to eat this chip. I told her she could smother it in salsa. I'm nice like that.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. No no, just sit there and look pretty.
"You see, the chips, they come together in perfect harmony. A shuffle is like making love. Only with many partners, combining at once."
"Can you please stop talking now?"
The telephoto lens at the poker table - always inconspicuous.
Reduced to a setup in which it is never touched by human hands, the pink mini ponders suicide. Or, at the very least, deleting a few 5 star ranked songs off of itself.
Kid on left: Which button fires the red shell?
Phil Schiller - when you absolutely, positively have no one else to video chat with, accept no substitutes.
Rejected ad campaign slogans:
"Pop your iPod case cherry!"
"We gave birth to pastel fashion."
"Buying this case will make you feel like our fashion models are constantly licking your nether regions just like this raspberry! *offer void once the next case version is released*."
No one will ever touch your iPod again after seeing this accessory in your home.
Montanan's D70 gave him the power to emote through cartoon symbols emerging from his head. You should have seen the thunder clouds when the waiters got his order wrong.
Because when you think 'California', you think mountain lions, fighter jets, and sheers used to cut the ears off of screaming prostitutes.
We all learned a valuable lesson that day about Phil Schiller, a bottle of whiskey, and 5 baby chickens.
