Intel delivers a perfectly safe wafer-thin mint to Steve during his exhaustive keynote address.
Flashing back to his former career as a cattle rancher, Richard had the sudden urge to shoot his fellow attendees between the eyes with a high powered hydraulic gun.
After 6 or 7 "geekgasms", Epson had to start handing out towels with their brochures.
Steve: There's a reason these are made out of solid oak.
iLife 06 - rosy cheeked scamps not included.
Only six months of electroshock therapy was preventing Steve from putting his pinky finger to his lips during this particular slide.
Roz Ho: Yes, haha. My name is Ho. Let's get the laughter out of the way. You done? Good. Because now the laughter is all mine, since I know that no one from my gender will ever fuck you.
Mac mini gangbang.
Screaming woman needs help escaping the T-rex.
Don't Save? Cancel? Save?
After showing a clip from Ninja Catering, Steve felt obliged to show this clip to appease the honorable warriors in the crowd.
Sal and Ted hadn't spoken in real life in almost 3 months. Their game characters, however, were married with three kids and an orc. It was Sal's best relationship yet.
Steve: Haha. I mean, who is that dead guy on his staff. Kinda morbid.
It's who? Oh. Oh, I see. I'm going to get mail about this, aren't I?
Can I still make fun of the hat?
Steve: Shit. I'm supposed to be in this box over here.
Couples therapy - $400 an hour.
iPod with headphone splitter - $350
Macworld pass - $200
Being caught listening to The Mysteries of the G-Spot at a geek conference: Priceless
