"RecycleBot! You had babies! Wait, who is the dad?"
Masseur: Yoga people man. Always forcing rules on people. Bend like a dog, wear underwear, don't strangle customers. Rules, amirite?
The mandatory yoga underwear test. Don't want a repeat of last week, KAREN.
Richard was sure that, in a park full of people in bikinis, he could safely go unnoticed in his pink shirt.
Dog: She names me Butch and then she dresses me up in this? That settles it, I'm pissing in the fish tank when we get home.
As concert-goers applied sunblock to each other, undercover Santa began to compile his naughty list for the year. If everything went as planned, he would be helping a few more lucky ladies make that list tonight.
It was officially naptime in the park. Everyone had to put away their coloring books and their bud light and rest for 15 minutes. Failure to comply would result in loss of playground privileges.
Guy: So...you, um, dance here often?
The sign was made from the box that Hummer floormats come in. For added irony.
Woman in middle: Excuse me. I'm not stretching. I just really have to pee. Can I get up?
The lead singer of The Atma sings a tragic ditty about men wearing funny hats.
Man in the hat: This is the best show ever.
Chausse's Fanta addiction was well documented. His intervention is planned for early May.
Alisha: Where am I headed? That's right, the bathroom. OH YEAH!
