Seldom considered perk of being a dragon - no unsightly nose hair.
"Honk if you're wearing bronzed bull testicles as earrings."
Catch the gypsy fever.
And this guy doesn't make it any easier.
It's difficult to pull off the 'angry badass accordion player' look.
White is the new blond.
"Honey, I wish you wouldn't wear that mask during sex. It's like you're not even trying to fake it anymore."
Why Han Solo, what perky breasts you have.
"Damnit. I think I'm going to have a heart attack. That's the last time I suck on the udder of a whole milk cow. It's 2% for me from here on out!"
This mobile pelvic exam booth wasn't working out like Seymour had hoped. If only he were a breast man...
A single tap from his wand and you'd be fabulous beyond your wildest dreams.
The market for white teenage unicycling Michael Jackson/Hanson impersonators just isn't what it used to be.
Second woman from left: Seriously, seriously. I'm wearing all this pink stuff for my husband tonight. He's always had a secret flamingo fetish. Oh my god, don't tell him I told you that!
Earl and his cape were inseparable. No, seriously; he had it stitched into his skin.
