Tarzan makes a return to MWSF with bustier company. With whom, I'm assuming, he'll be swinging on palm tree vines with in the near future.
Part of the new ad campaign - the 20-inch iMac: don't let your girlfriend play with anything smaller.
HP displays a printer that can print on old quilts and blankets your grandma told you were family heirlooms. Oh, and it can only print photos that look like you are related to a castmember from Leave It To Beaver.
This is what the expo looks like after walking/standing for 5 hours straight.
Tall Gamer: Mmmm, little boy hands. This is like a smorgasbord
Skydiving 101 - If you see something bright white and large, don't pull your chute. It's probably a pillow factory. And man, landing on that would be cool.
This is a Wacom Tablet/LCD. This is my masterpiece. I started to shake the whole thing to erase it, but a Wacom employee screamed at me and said a lot of curse words. So uptight.
This is a shot of the keyboard that Apple is now selling to go along with GarageBand.
They guarantee at least 3 groupies within a year.
These were printing out on the huge Epson printers in their booth. And, much like last year, I took a print or two home. :)
Presenter: So...who here wants the Adobe colonic? I swear, it's better than photoshop 4!
Apparently 'bowling for aquafina' isn't recognized as an official game of MacWorld. Go figure.
Kid: Grandpa, grandpa. Can we go toilet paper the Quark booth again? Pleeeeze?!
HP Scanjet 4670 - When you want to remind your husband of the shame you feel that your little girl's sole desire in life is to become a professional sumo wrestler.
Presenter: You too can lose weight! Sure, you'll go bald. Sure, your wife will leave you. Sure, your penis will turn colors. But c'mon people; thin is in!