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I took this picture because of daimoni (MacNN). And, for the non-macnn folks, it's just plain funny.
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HP Scanjet 4670 - When you want to remind your husband of the shame you feel that your little girl's sole desire in life is to become a professional sumo wrestler.
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HP displays a printer that can print on old quilts and blankets your grandma told you were family heirlooms. Oh, and it can only print photos that look like you are related to a castmember from Leave It To Beaver.
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Here we see Stogieman (MacNN) showing us how small the new ipod mini is. There were five people standing around us muttering numbers to themselves as we took this picture. Weird huh.
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An Apple employee was kind enough to pose for a picture. And for that kindness, I will not mock him into extinction.
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Part of the new ad campaign - the 20-inch iMac: don't let your girlfriend play with anything smaller.
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The call for nude models for a panoramic expo shot didn't yield the hotties that Bob had expected.
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Tall Gamer: Mmmm, little boy hands. This is like a smorgasbord
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Total Immersion Racing - Well, total as long as you don't listen to the 10,000 people around you. Or look past the edges of the screen. Or pay attention to your mom bugging you to go.
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And people say mac gaming is no fun. I mean, just look at this excited young fa....what? Oh, wrong slide. Next. Next!
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Missile Commander 2004 (woman not included)
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This was a demo of a new game that enabled the user, thru use of the iSight, to manipulate confetti colored vomit.
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Panoramic shots. That second one, btw, is a sand dune, not a breast.
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Cassie was always picked last for the team in elementary school. Her luck never changed.
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Mac User: Why did I freeze when that booth babe asked my name? It's Ted. Tod. Tad. Shit! Stupid stupid stupid!