Steve: This thing said 'goodbye' to the competition. Hahaha. Get it? It says 'hello' on the screen, and the opposite of...nevermind. Looks like my joke writer will lose another finger today.
Jobs likes showing this slide at every Macworld to remind himself that, at one time, even Bill Gates couldn't afford good clothes or a decent haircut.
The original Teletubby.
Steve Jobs: ..and do you know why this is the best tv ad of all time?
Bouncing breasts and short shorts.
Woz wanted someone in sweats and an Apple hat, but after an hour or two of chinese water torture, he saw it my way.
OK, it may just be me, but does it look like the Apple is after something in this picture?
Presenter: ..and Final Cut Express 2 comes with a handy new penis interface for hands free operation. Just...shake it a little this way and that...oh yeah..and that rumble feature...oh..oh...look at those live effects!!
Pac-Man has resorted to taking odd jobs ever since Namco went 3D.
"Rabid dogs and their effects on children" - my first iMovie.
John Mayer, who showed up to demo Apple's new GarageBand software, punched his palm under his keyboard everytime Jobs mentioned Jack Johnson. Which, surprisingly, was several times a minute.
Jobs (off-screen): Here you see how poor this Rio device is. It has a little red nipple for navigation, a tiny green screen for displaying the device name, and it's 50 ft tall. Really, I wouldn't lie.
{insert obvious Voltron joke here}
Mac User: Why did I freeze when that booth babe asked my name? It's Ted. Tod. Tad. Shit! Stupid stupid stupid!
Cassie was always picked last for the team in elementary school. Her luck never changed.
Panoramic shots. That second one, btw, is a sand dune, not a breast.
