Johnny Jackass runs for his life. The crowd cheers for the whale.
Hawking iPod covers with asian pop stars on them. Yeah, exactly.
Sir Brillianton: If this thing rolls over on me, you guys will come save me, right? R..right?
"Ah, a rope. I'm going for it!"
Presenter: And then you touch them. You touch them gently. Is lifelike, yes?
Kids love confusing medieval strategy games almost as much as they love broccoli flavored yogurt.
Each example print sheet was a shot of a little further south on this woman's body. This gentleman was looking at photo #5.
Poor sod. We're too late to save him.
Steve: I call Al whenever I don't know if something is recyclable or not.
Reporter: ..the iPhone is the big news of course. But before we get to that I'd like to tell my mom that I'm sorry I left the stove on and burned down half her kitchen. You can use my hotplate for the time being. Anyway..
From the "Pill spitting frog" sub-genre of puzzle games.
Sally's friend didn't care about the whale. She just wanted the tide to never ever stop coming in.
Steve: With our new earbuds, you too can be transformed into Lady Data.
Winner of the "How minimalist can you go?" contest, 4 years running.
Seeing Sir Brillianton giving the whale a sensual massage, Sally feared he might have gotten too attached.