Steve brought Low Pow, a Native American expert in smoke signals, to the stage to explain why they wouldn't be including smoke in this first version of the iPhone.
The rodent became the hit of the party.
Sadly, he next brought on Stan Sigman...
Whispering sweet nothings to Sean...
...a man who could barely remember the name of his company without looking at his notes.
Biting Cruz in the jugular...
Playing catch with a pirate...
Time slowed to a crawl as Stan continued. I'm pretty sure I saw two guys fall down and a baby being devoured by parents that had gone mad with boredom.
And making unwanted advances on the ladies.
Dawn, unfazed by the attack, clung to Cruz's arm, even after it had been detached by the ferocious rodent.
John Mayer bot 3.0 rocked the house with his acoustic rendition of 'Baby Got Back'.
"I just sewed that guy's arm back on with some dental floss. It's minty!"
Sean's Neo moves were no match for rodent ass.
Jen loves furry hugs.
