Seldom considered perk of being a dragon - no unsightly nose hair.
Knowing that her mask had big luscious lips, and that her eyes were behind the mouth, Helen really hoped no one tried to french her costume again.
The bunnies were tired of looking after the little flower. They threatened to donate her to a florist if she didn't back off.
"I just bought this skirt! Now it's covered in....oh wait. Nevermind, this totally works."
We barely had time to move when a firetruck blazed through the intersection in the middle of the parade. Thankfully Ranger John was there to remind us not to start forest fires.
Carol loved the sexy limbo.
"P...Pirate power?"
Jose Canseco takes his jazzercising tour on the road.
Carol, always one for a bit of flair, had written her grocery list in elvish on her left forearm. The goblins would never discover her dinner plans now. Muhahahaha!
I'm pretty sure this kid would eat my face if I said anything derogatory about his costume.
"One word about 'furry balls in my mouth' and you'll regret it buster."
Kid: Come back here! The Kid Baron leaves no survivors!
The hair was as much a built-in helmet as part of the costume.
"I'm gonna dip you over my knee baby. Then you're going to give me some sugar. Just don't get up too fast. My bum hip and all."