Kenny was sick and tired of women only liking him for his huge horns.
Viking fairies are a friendly bunch.
Viking jokesters, however, are liable to let one loose at the expense of rowers in the back.
You can never have too much ammo.
As the pirate finished, the mermaid sighed and threw her arms up in the air. On the high seas he was an animal, but on dry land he was worthless. He couldn't even remove her clamshell bra correctly.
The origin of the term "shake your banana leaf moneymaker."
"You don't think this hat is too distracting, is it? I still want people to notice my body."
Fresh out of Arkham, Poison Ivy admirably resists strangling the majority of the parade-goers.
It's been proven that flapping your wings rapidly before throwing your confetti, increases your range by at least 2 inches.
Barney the Dinosaur and Oscar the Grouch's love child. Her wealthy parentage would help her overcome the handicap of having exceedingly furry nipples.
Alice dressed up like this, not so much because she loved being creative, but because she really fucking hates peacocks.
"Oh man. That's the last time I huff miracle-grow."
"I will defend your honor ma lady. I don't care how furry your nipples might be."
"Oh man, that's some freaky shit right there."
