The hardest working brushes of the afternoon.
The parade was over, but this woman's chest aquarium kept on moving. It mesmerized us.
Ryan always said a little prayer during roadside pit stops. Said it "pleased the bowel gods."
Seagulls have no respect for signage.
"Alright ocean, it's just you and me now. Let's do this thing."
From the beach where the moon landing was faked.
Ryan demonstrates the no-hands urination technique to show the ocean he means business.
I tried to recreate the Goonies scene where they look thru a hole to discover the location of buried treasure, but all I saw was a tourist, wearing uggs on the beach, waving madly at me.
Nature will fucking cut you.
Ryan insisted that floral herpes is completely treatable.
Once we entered the state of Oregon, Ryan stood on his head to prove...um...ok, I think he was just going for a quick rush.
Fish headstones.
"Yes, I see the pepper shaker. What? No, I will not help you test out the new scope on your sniper rifle right now. It's breakfast time."
Always make sure your diner honey is kosher.
