Paka believed meditation could help him stave off intoxication. He also believed in the easter bunny, clapping to bring fairies back to life, and Barbara Streisand movies. So...ya know.
The power of the hat was enormous. It took two hours and a trained exorcist to get Jen back to normal.
While Billy enjoyed a good joke, he wasn't sure how many times he could tolerate Lora telling the story of his prostate exam.
At Andy/Dorothy's holiday/poker night, Andy secretly set up a camera in the bathroom. Only properly sauced attendees could take a peek at the monitor behind the bar. For an extra $10 he'd let them press the button for the remote controlled bidet.
Winking cat wants to see you out back for a pet or two.
Warning - Double murder ahead.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
I'm pretty sure this was a WalMart.
[Wisconsin]
The mighty Mississippi. I stood on the bank for a good 20 minutes and not a single person in a straw hat came floating down the river on a raft.
All one armed people wearing mumus, exercise your kidney poodles here.
Fuck! Didn't we just leave there 8 states ago? Where's the map?
"I had a four leaf clover, but I eated it. Is that bad lucks?"
Chloe and Eric (upper right) tried to mount an intervention for Bill and his eating disorder, but nothing worked. Their last ditch effort involved sending Bill's baby to him and making puppy dog eyes.
Prairie dog security. No one enters without a pass.
