Dorothy: Ok, here's one:
You're on a full bus when in walks Jesus, Ghandi, and Telly Savalas. Who do you give your seat up to?
Shasta: Hmm, two bald men to choose from. That's a toughie.....
Paka: How come one of these says 'Turpentine'? Is that a new brand of vodka?
Because he lost a bet, Paka agrees to do the ring of fire. This consists of one shot of each beverage on the booze carousel.
Paka (swaying slightly): This is great. Shot after shot without some jerk bartender telling me "You've had enough!" or "That beer is $8.50" or "Sir, please remove your penis from the bar."
Andy's quick hands served him well once again.
Vince liked to keep all his chips in one long row. Anything else seemed unnatural.
Steve: Man, I never thought I'd be saying this, but....'What would Ben Affleck do?'
My first firefly.
Near our destination. Appropriately covered in rubble.
[Ohio]
Due to a budgetary crisis, Ohio state troopers wear ugly blue blazers and jeans. Even Indiana cops laugh at them now.
TiVo yearned to get out in the road in the open air, wind to his back. It was high on his todo list, once he grows arms.
Just in case the Amish get rebellious.
Something picturesque about this one.
You don't say.
