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[Nevada] He's got a bit of anatomy envy.
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TiVo demanded his own twin bed at each hotel. Something about being a restless sleeper and an "aggressive cuddler".
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Greatest City Name. Ever.
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The salt flats of Utah. Not visible - army of pamphlet wielding Mormons on the border.
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[Utah] It's...balls? Ok then.
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"Kneel before Zod!"
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"Zod can bite my shiny metal ass."
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The Mormons build things big. This is the historic outhouse building.
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The first recorded game of duck duck goose.
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I'm not sure what that star of David is doing in their window either.
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It turns out Phil isn't used to finding strange people he assumed only existed on the internet actually standing in his hotel room.
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The group was all smiles as we headed downtown to geekify the joint.
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Phil: ..and this is the end that magically sucks in the picture. Just don't let it get near your pecker, if you know what's good for ya.
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Even while wearing an Apple shirt, Phil was starting to think the evening was getting too nerdy even for him.
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Phil: I'm double fisting it here. Pick up the pace ya wankers.