Madeline ponders the meaning of life, the vastness of the cosmos, and that cloud that kinda looks like a penis.
The cattle. These dedicated geeks got in line for the keynote around 5am. The rain outside was their shower. So the cattle comment wasn't entirely about waiting in line.
Paka would never forgive Sean & Jen for eating his 'driving oreos'.
Intramural Hockey - Where even the refs want to be forwards.
The streets were closed to keep the riffraff out and the hippies in.
In the tradition of the fourth of July, I will post the first thing that comes to my mind when looking at each firework picture.
This one: Pineapple.
Flying to Portland, I notice water underneath and feel a great sadness that Pete, my rubber ducky, is not with me to share the moment.
A member of the white team briefly ponders whether or not his designation is racist, and if his participation is an endorsement of oppression.
Kid: Screw this man. We've been posing with these instruments for the past 45 minutes and not a single chick has thrown her panties on stage.
With extra oregano.
Wet nuts.
Steve Jobs: and that's iWork. We picked this lovely retro icon so that your kids wouldn't know what the hell it was. Next year's iPhone will have a rotary phone as an icon. Those cell phone addicted brats won't have a clue.
After being eliminated in a short round shooting people with his $1000 paintball gun, Sal liked to quietly weep behind his mask.