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Spaghetti dinner.
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Madeline ponders the meaning of life, the vastness of the cosmos, and that cloud that kinda looks like a penis.
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The cattle. These dedicated geeks got in line for the keynote around 5am. The rain outside was their shower. So the cattle comment wasn't entirely about waiting in line.
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Paka would never forgive Sean & Jen for eating his 'driving oreos'.
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Intramural Hockey - Where even the refs want to be forwards.
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The streets were closed to keep the riffraff out and the hippies in.
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In the tradition of the fourth of July, I will post the first thing that comes to my mind when looking at each firework picture. This one: Pineapple.
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Flying to Portland, I notice water underneath and feel a great sadness that Pete, my rubber ducky, is not with me to share the moment.
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A member of the white team briefly ponders whether or not his designation is racist, and if his participation is an endorsement of oppression.
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Kid: Screw this man. We've been posing with these instruments for the past 45 minutes and not a single chick has thrown her panties on stage.
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With extra oregano.
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Wet nuts.
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Steve Jobs: and that's iWork. We picked this lovely retro icon so that your kids wouldn't know what the hell it was. Next year's iPhone will have a rotary phone as an icon. Those cell phone addicted brats won't have a clue.
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After being eliminated in a short round shooting people with his $1000 paintball gun, Sal liked to quietly weep behind his mask.
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Smiley bombers, reporting for duty.