Steve: ..and then one of those chicks from Hanson gave me a hickey! Ha, it was a crazy round.
What are you laughing at?
The streets were closed to keep the riffraff out and the hippies in.
Steve Jobs: It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the riiiiiiggggghhhht!
The California budget cuts hit Governor Schwarzenegger's transportation services the hardest.
Lopaka: Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Part of Microsoft's "Work is fun, Life is stinky feet" ad campaign.
Sean: So...do you guys ever get, you know ... chaffed from your skate?
Jeff: God, I thought I was the only one.
Colin: I use this foot creme. It doubles as a moisturizer, with aloe and vitamin E and the whole shebang.
Sean: Shit, someone is coming. Quick, talk about Ultimate Fighting.
Part penalty box, part ref lavatory.
Lopaka, his soul already stolen by my other shot, abandons all hope.
Spaghetti dinner.
World's least convincing toupee.
I envisioned something vastly different when I heard "iLap".
The snow beckons to us beyond the..um..splendor of beautiful San Bernardino.
Paka looked as hardcore as a guy with a bright orange condom on his gun could look.
