The Columbia River divides one section of trees from another. They were once brothers, thick as thieves. But have drifted apart over the years. Get it, because of the water! Drifting! I'm hilarious.
Steve Jobs: It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the riiiiiiggggghhhht!
The rain made for a muddy battlefield. And the world's most painful slip n slide.
Logan enjoyed shooting at people's groins. We think it was some childhood trauma involving a bully. We didn't ask.
Lopaka: Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Horsetail falls. This is actually from behind this waterfall. Nifty eh.
iPod graphs excite Steve.
Mossy rocks made for great cover from enemy fire. The moss, by the way, is not undelicious.
Ref: Naked goalie, you can do your leg lifts another time. Get up.
The mistress of the birds. All powerful, all knowing, all beak.
Infinity barbed wire - new from Paka Co.
This is where I insert a joke about Madeline really having to pee.
Steve Jobs: There's just one more thing.
Shit! God damn childproof cap. I need the yellow ones to do this right! Reality distortion field...fading.
Blond kid: For the last time; Yes, I'm in the band Hanson. And no, none of us are woman. Yes, I'm sure.
