Due to the addictive nature of Bejeweled 2, the identity of this gamer will not be revealed. Don't worry Wil, your secret is safe with me.
After fending off wave after wave of people who thought their program was used to erase the memories of minors, the programmers were starting to doubt their faith in the goodness of humanity.
Diddy Worthington didn't quite understand why his brand had instant street cred, but his bank account wasn't complaining.
When you can't get breasts on your hood the old fashioned way; convincing your drunk girlfriend that doing it on your car will add excitement to your relationship, Alpine will be more than happy to provide you with some punk rock cleavage to simply paste on.
The cuteness factor of this shot of kids in a wheelbarrow wore off quickly when it was revealed they were being carted off to a reeducation camp as punishment for commingling their recycling.
You know you want to touch it. You want to touch them all.
We all learned a valuable lesson that day about Phil Schiller, a bottle of whiskey, and 5 baby chickens.
Macworld massages - where mentioning a dual core processor will assure your customer a happy ending.
Montanan's D70 gave him the power to emote through cartoon symbols emerging from his head. You should have seen the thunder clouds when the waiters got his order wrong.
Beanbag man: Hey honey, this is pretty relaxing. How bout you bring me a drink and then rub my shoulders? No?
Can you buy me a cookie then? Hmm, ok.
How bout I get up, help you carry that heavy bag, and then beg forgiveness so that I don't have to sleep on the couch with the dog?
No one will ever touch your iPod again after seeing this accessory in your home.
Little Bo Peep and the Mad Hatter's lovechild. Not as dangerous as she looks.
When Calvin started thrusting with two fingers, his girlfriend yanked him from the booth by his ear.
Scared yet? You will be.
