Steve: I think it's quite clear that if...if you turn your head, this totally looks like a person with breasts for a head.
After showing a clip from Ninja Catering, Steve felt obliged to show this clip to appease the honorable warriors in the crowd.
He ain't no Dr.Teeth, but he'll do.
Steve: Bringing us to...funny hats. Everyone loves funny hats. I mean, hats that I respect for their cultural and social value. But c'mon, it looks like a feather duster made of muppets.
Steve: Seven inches, ha!
iPhoto 6 - Now with 40% more puppy choking.
Showing off their corkboard software, Steve explains the finer points of pushpin technology.
Steve: Shit. I'm supposed to be in this box over here.
Steve: There's a reason these are made out of solid oak.
iLife 06 - rosy cheeked scamps not included.
Mac mini gangbang.
Intel delivers a perfectly safe wafer-thin mint to Steve during his exhaustive keynote address.
Roz Ho: Yes, haha. My name is Ho. Let's get the laughter out of the way. You done? Good. Because now the laughter is all mine, since I know that no one from my gender will ever fuck you.
Screaming woman needs help escaping the T-rex.
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