A number of gay-themed shows also had floats, including Will & Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and, of course, Alf.
Trust Jesus. Interesting idea. But let's say I'm playing poker against Jesus. He bets big. Is he bluffing? He shouldn't be, since he's all honest and such. But c'mon, he must have some powers or something, so he's probably pretty good anyway. Should I just fold? Why is he doing that 'big arms' thing over the table? Does he have a wild card? Can he see my hand?
These thoughts kept my brain occupied for...seconds, before a shiny object in the distance distracted me.
There's some rhyme about lesbians and motorcycles. Hmm, what was it? Lesbicycles on motorcycles? No. Charlies on Harleys. No, that doesn't make any sense. Oh well, I'm sure it'll come to me.
I'm sure these angels were generous souls, but dancing on a float in platform heals while being blinded by your cape is a clear OSHA violation and I'm reporting that shit.
The life of an inflatable frog is a tough one. First, you're gutted and thick cables are tied to you face. Then wind sheer robs you of your genitals. Boy, it just wasn't his day.
"Halt! Pledge your allegiance to peace and acceptance or my comrade here will run you through with flags! Only $5.99 a piece, by the way."
Sean hiked up his pantleg and asked the same women to attach pins to his jeans, with little success.
Tropical Wonderwoman? Sure, we got that.
I hear they like rainbows.
Mother: Son, did you...did you just lift up my skirt? Don't look away and act all innocent. Mommy can find a date her own way, thank you very much.
Believe it or not, they were being chased by a bear on a tricycle.
Yeah, I wouldn't believe that either.
"I command you, rise my pet! Rise up and smite my enemies!!"
Katie's Lesbian Boxing Club - Beating the shit out of hetero's since 1982.
Jess was appreciative of all the pins she acquired, but she wasn't sure it was necessary for all those women to sensually touch her skirt to "make sure the pin was fastened." But she wasn't complaining either.
