Whenever Frank needs to break the ice while selling his server vaults, he tells the customer how well it quiets down even the noisiest servers or the odd whining child. They never fail to laugh at his little "joke."
Masseur: Yoga people man. Always forcing rules on people. Bend like a dog, wear underwear, don't strangle customers. Rules, amirite?
The iPod nano cases reminded Darlene of her ex-boyfriend: small, rubbery, and no matter how lovingly she caressed it, it never got harder.
I had always suspected that Big Bird's dad was a trombone player (they're the most liberal when it comes to inter-species erotica).
The cover for "Life Behind the Lens: How People See Sean"
Apple employees love sending the goatse image to one another on the showroom floor.
"RecycleBot! You had babies! Wait, who is the dad?"
Outfit made from 100% recycled wedding dress. After the divorce, someone ought to get some enjoyment out of it.
How's this for meta.
Radioactive butterfly.
Pink ... whale ... flowers ... penis ... what?
The new MacBook Pro taken for a ride. It went thru the usual paces: photoshopping a movie poster, web browsing for mac news, and using photobooth to alter pictures of your genitals.
Obligatory cheap beer shot.
A jacket guaranteed to get you action on the showroom floor. And nowhere else.
