This is Shasta. She has a camera, sunglasses, and a black & white shirt. You make your own joke, I'm tired.
Jess (internal): Such a beautiful sunset. Look at the colors. Wow. I wonder if I left the oven on. Wait, I don't have an oven in my apartment. Guess I couldn't have burnt any cookies. Mmmmm, cookies.
God, meet the gays. Gays, here's a wooden cross. Let the awkwardness begin.
Christy's 'Wheel of Fortune' audition was a little lackluster. One, she was seated. Two, she was plastered. Three, Vanna White would never refer to the letter X as "the sexy bitch of the alphabet."
We all thought Alex couldn't handle his booze as well as the rest of us. But when he successfully put his arms around the two Wes' that he claimed to see, we were all very impressed.
Naseem: What do you mean swimming naked is mandatory for all the women? Does that actually work? How sad.
Steve: My boxers are the same pattern. Wanna see?
Paka: I'm totally gonna have this thing make out with my Pocahontas doll.
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.
Stevey Stevey sat on a wall,
Stevey Stevey had a short fall.
And all the kings horses and all the kings men,
Stole Stevey's margarita.
Steve wondered why, when she spoke on her cell phone, Andria always went out of focus. Must be a chick thing.
Randall: Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is either Paka. But I can't take my eyes off of it.
Even though Steve had sent Andria to spy on Paka & Jen, she couldn't resist the pull of the camera's immortalizing stare.
While Billy and Alex locked eyes, Shasta lifted Billy's wallet with ease.
