Balancing one's beer while hooping was a sport in some circles. Ha, hoop...circle...get it?
Fine, I'll keep my puns to myself.
Security tosses out the water slide because it wasn't regulation yellow.
Cervin twisted his hat to deal with the shade. He refused to budge his head to accommodate some ball of light in the sky.
Woman on right: C'mon!! I've been good. If you give me back my Gucci bag, I promise not to spill anymore Natty Ice on your shoes. I swear!
The gang of yellow grew in power as the day wore on.
Guy: Do you think this hat makes me look fabulous or super-fabulous?
Mohawk guy (internal): He has no idea how silly he looks right now.
Watching over the music equipment was a tough job, but someone had to do it. And if that someone is a young lady who has notches in her skateboard for each person she's bloodied trying to pilfer some gear, then so be it.
Professor Nash warns the crowd about global warming, polluted water, and the bad batch of Keystone Light that was going around.
In the long tradition of UCSB; when in doubt - throw a tortilla.
Maren was pretty sure they didn't have any shirts in "human liver purple", but she'd check just to get away from this guy.
Soumil loves to laugh.
Man walks into a pane of glass? Laugh.
Guy slips on banana peel? Laugh.
Conjoined twins spontaneously combust? Double Laugh.
The Environmental Enforcer saw someone throw non-recyclables in the recycle bin. It was time to rumble.
Dog: Oh thank god! Can you give me a sip of that beer? All we've got is this Smirnoff shit over here. It's driving me crazy!
