Jobs (off-screen): Here you see how poor this Rio device is. It has a little red nipple for navigation, a tiny green screen for displaying the device name, and it's 50 ft tall. Really, I wouldn't lie.
{insert obvious Voltron joke here}
Mac User: Why did I freeze when that booth babe asked my name? It's Ted. Tod. Tad. Shit! Stupid stupid stupid!
Cassie was always picked last for the team in elementary school. Her luck never changed.
Panoramic shots. That second one, btw, is a sand dune, not a breast.
This was a demo of a new game that enabled the user, thru use of the iSight, to manipulate confetti colored vomit.
Missile Commander 2004
(woman not included)
And people say mac gaming is no fun. I mean, just look at this excited young fa....what? Oh, wrong slide. Next. Next!
Total Immersion Racing - Well, total as long as you don't listen to the 10,000 people around you. Or look past the edges of the screen. Or pay attention to your mom bugging you to go.
Tall Gamer: Mmmm, little boy hands. This is like a smorgasbord
The call for nude models for a panoramic expo shot didn't yield the hotties that Bob had expected.
Part of the new ad campaign - the 20-inch iMac: don't let your girlfriend play with anything smaller.
An Apple employee was kind enough to pose for a picture. And for that kindness, I will not mock him into extinction.
Here we see Stogieman (MacNN) showing us how small the new ipod mini is. There were five people standing around us muttering numbers to themselves as we took this picture. Weird huh.
