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Guitarist: I don't think my flame motif is coming through. Do you have a match?
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Oversized monster heads - giving 5 year olds nightmares since 1993.
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The horseless chariot was just a fad. Soon Xena and her kind would come back begging for their trusty steeds.
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Kid: Screw this man. We've been posing with these instruments for the past 45 minutes and not a single chick has thrown her panties on stage.
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Smiley bombers, reporting for duty.
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Grown-up: Ok kids, this way, this way. Ok, that's it. Follow me or I'll do my Jar-Jar impression again!
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Harvey Birdman this man was not.
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The other girls hated Handstand Harriet.
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The mistress of the birds. All powerful, all knowing, all beak.
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It's a thumb, you sex maniac.
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Even hobbits get warm every now and then.
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Green skin, exotic headdress. Kirk would do her.
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Kate was playing this method. She had already scratched up the couch and knocked 3 glasses off the counter before they left the house.
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The squirting jellyfish of south Goleta.
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Confetti Kid: ..and that's for all the kids you'll make cry this year! Clowns and jesters are only amusing to old people and drunks.