I just love the word 'gorge'. GORGE!
Green is the official color of Oregon. I never figured out why.
The Columbia River divides one section of trees from another. They were once brothers, thick as thieves. But have drifted apart over the years. Get it, because of the water! Drifting! I'm hilarious.
Horsetail falls. This is actually from behind this waterfall. Nifty eh.
This is where I insert a joke about Madeline really having to pee.
As Madeline said while we were there; all this shot needs now is a unicorn and a rainbow and it'd be perfect.
Water as a stream of light. Poser.
Ok, so I may have taken quite a few shots of this thing.
Realizing that if this really were a horse, I'd be staring up at the horse's business; I was suddenly very happy this wasn't a real horse.
Sean sits, transfixed by the idea of a never-ending shower.
The world's most painful slip n slide.
Madeline, far left, barely escapes the clutches of a sea monster. Or so she claimed. In 4 inches of water.
I took her flask away after that.
Everyone in Oregon is issued an innertube upon arriving in the state. Documented fact.
They always fight like this in the afternoon. But when night rolls around, they're making sweet love again like usual.
