#12 had a sneaking suspicion that someone was looking at his bootie.
Logan's slapshot caused Jon's testicles to retract slightly.
Logan, about to get a very unpleasant hook.
Photoshop made me do it. It's the devil I tell you.
Close call.
It wasn't Jeff's turn on the surface, he just liked jumping back and forth.
As a cost cutting experiment, the face-off drops were temporarily handled by robotic blimps.
Hockey never had this much flesh exposed. Next week - cheerleaders between periods.
The second White team player was there to lend moral support.
Billy (quietly): Don't tell anyone, but I've got mice in this tshirt. If they get too close BLAMO, rodent shower!
Logan enjoyed shooting at people's groins. We think it was some childhood trauma involving a bully. We didn't ask.
Ref: Naked goalie, you can do your leg lifts another time. Get up.
Sean finally gets his moment in the sun against the infamous Naked Goalie of Isla Vista.
A member of the white team briefly ponders whether or not his designation is racist, and if his participation is an endorsement of oppression.
