Alex was remarkably upbeat for a guy with a broken neck. He even gave some encouraging "words" to Jen who had to stay behind to work on bowling night.
The Breast Holding Society has its first meeting of the year.
For once, someone besides Wes had blue balls.
Oh yeah, only hardcore bowlers are comfortable enough to be photographed hugging themselves.
We know we shouldn't have thrown another ball, what with the repairman servicing the machine, but we couldn't help it. And hey, we got to play with a leg shaped pin the rest of the hour. How many people can say the've done that?
Christine didn't normally like alcohol, but after seeing Wes cool his testicles on the ball return fan, she would learn to love it.
Our hacking powers came in handy when Sean installed Quake III on the bowling hall machines.
Paka heartily endorses El Pollo Loco and all their products. Send him chickens. Dead or alive, it does not matter.
Paka's philosophy on life was a positive one. He was positive about his future, about his bowling, and about his abilities. He was also positive he couldn't hold that fart any longer or he was gonna explode.
Wes: Hey look, they're open 24 hours. Just like you! Hahahaha!
Christy: Hey look, your fly is open. You've got 24mm, just like an ant! Hahahahaha!
Christy's 'Wheel of Fortune' audition was a little lackluster. One, she was seated. Two, she was plastered. Three, Vanna White would never refer to the letter X as "the sexy bitch of the alphabet."
Sean had a unique form when he bowled. We think it had something to do with his former career as a speed ice skater.
Alex's attempts to spit into Ado's corona failed time and time again. Why so many people were determined to do something to her beer, I'm not sure. But she was getting pretty fed up with it.
Christine and Christy were skeptical about the existence of Tobin's third nipple.
