The octopus chariot fighters of Ra were cut out of Ben-Hur at the last minute.
Don't judge their love.
"Alright ladies. If any of you know who cut up my pants last night, please step forward. I promise not to crush you. Much."
While her zombie dance didn't catch on, Zoe's belly lint sunrise would be talked about for years.
"You've got a human finger in your water bottle. Don't...don't drink that."
Spirit fingers in full effect.
Being only dealt a glancing blow by the latest confetti barrage, Cassandra counts her blessings.
Only to be nailed by the most colorful bukkake this side of a Rainbow Brite gangbang.
"I was more of a Strawberry Shortcake kinda girl, but that was pretty fun."
Rainbows and bubbles and afros, oh my.
Clayton was quickly subdued by police for carrying a realistic bubble weapon of mass amusement.
Bobby had fistfuls of paper, and no one worthy of his love.
Earl and his cape were inseparable. No, seriously; he had it stitched into his skin.
Second woman from left: Seriously, seriously. I'm wearing all this pink stuff for my husband tonight. He's always had a secret flamingo fetish. Oh my god, don't tell him I told you that!
