Carol loved the sexy limbo.
"P...Pirate power?"
Jose Canseco takes his jazzercising tour on the road.
Carol, always one for a bit of flair, had written her grocery list in elvish on her left forearm. The goblins would never discover her dinner plans now. Muhahahaha!
I'm pretty sure this kid would eat my face if I said anything derogatory about his costume.
"One word about 'furry balls in my mouth' and you'll regret it buster."
Kid: Come back here! The Kid Baron leaves no survivors!
The hair was as much a built-in helmet as part of the costume.
"I'm gonna dip you over my knee baby. Then you're going to give me some sugar. Just don't get up too fast. My bum hip and all."
Kenny was sick and tired of women only liking him for his huge horns.
Viking fairies are a friendly bunch.
Viking jokesters, however, are liable to let one loose at the expense of rowers in the back.
You can never have too much ammo.
As the pirate finished, the mermaid sighed and threw her arms up in the air. On the high seas he was an animal, but on dry land he was worthless. He couldn't even remove her clamshell bra correctly.
