Everyone cheered as Steve seemed to stand on water as well. Tobin made the perfect standing platform. But he knew, deep down, that it was a pretty good joke.
No one thought that doing the hussle while standing on water was a good idea, but Melissa had her mind set.
Steve: Those bad guys walked on water way back in Superman 2. And that was like, the 80's. Ain't no way this won't work.
For his next trick, Tobin promised to turn water into wine. Except he turned it into wine coolers. So we beat him to death with a rock.
It's hard to tell, but Sean is advising a group of women on how to cross the waterfall. After 3 of 5 get swept away to their deaths, however, Sean resigns himself to the fact that the 2 survivors probably won't want to go out with him.
This is a rare picture of the headless lake monster 'Vernalobin'. While rumor has it this wild beast used to feed upon fish and algae, it has been spoiled by humans and now only consumes swimming trunks and bikinis.
This is what happens when you try to take a group underwater picture without being completely underwater. If it had turned out correctly you would see everyone was holding hands in a rose formation with tiny underwater flashlights to accentuate the pattern. It was beautiful.
Two from our group decided to slide into the lake completely nude. The splashes have been digitally added to cover their genitals..err, identities.
Steve didn't know why, but he felt compelled to obey the elbow and thigh of authority (far right).
Alex pushed on his head, trying to keep himself underwater, the one place he was king.
The water was so cold it froze Christine's mouth shut. You should have seen her frantically miming for help when the piranha attacked her feet. Oh my, those were good times.
Not satisfied with simply sliding down a rock into water, Andy attempted to slide down a rock, make a slight turn, hop onto a t-shirt, and glide effortlessly into the water. The one hitch in the plan came when the boyfriend of the woman Andy had taken the shirt from tackled him halfway down the slide.
We thought the stories of the North American Buttfish were only rumors...
Barefoot and loving it.
