Everyone needs a group photo in front of the golden gate bridge. Even if half of your friends were crushed by a large tree a few seconds earlier.
We all knew Sean had to work remotely during this mini-vacation, but we never thought he would turn to the bottle.
"Why are you wearing my underwear on your head? Nevermind, I'm going back to sleep and pretend this was a nightmare."
Unable to go to the club due to his age, Steve instead occupied his time with naked sleeping bag games.
Chris liked to sleep wearing his glasses on the off chance that, during an earthquake, someone would jump from their sleeping bag completely nude. And ya don't wanna miss out on that.
Christine: Yeah yeah guys, turning the thermostat down to 50 was real funny. Almost as funny as the laxative I dropped into your coffee. Oops, I've said too much.
After arriving in San Francisco, Sean, Wes and Chris decide to do what they do best: sit on a couch and pretend to be happy.
Not everyone enjoys 'Adult Hand Puppet Theatre'.
Relaxing at a local Moroccan restaurant, Wes grew impatient for the return of the belly dancer. She had promised him a private dance, and he was gonna collect.
When a naked 70 year old man takes your picture for no reason, people tend to notice. He had to be stopped. We might have lost our appetite, but we gained a pretty nice camera out of it.
Andy: Channel 92 is Space Hoes. Ch.94 is 8 is Never Enough. Ch.97 is Men in Back. Choices choices.
For some unknown reason, all the women enjoyed watching Wes sleep. The men, on the other hand, would soon turn to binge drinking to solve all their problems.
There is nothing funny about this picture.
No transportation, and low on money, Chris and Wes decided male prostitution was their only recourse.
