Jen went on to a lucrative career as a Dominoes spokesperson.
Gina didn't think giving a 3 hour monologue to the wall was a proper punishment for talking during class, but teacher knows best, right.
Nicole really shouldn't have had a handful of dried fruit for lunch.
His arm tired from furious self love, Rikus required assistance holding his protest sign.
Lisa was pretty sure she could take Gabi in a fight, but she was injecting her with a powerful sedative, just to make sure.
Rikus: ..and in conclusion, I'm not wearing any underpants. Thank you.
Sara: So you see, the Snorks couldn't possibly have come before the Smurfs.
Angie: You're not helping.
Apparently people went to Europe at some point. That, or an amazingly tall paper mache reconstruction.
Gina was on trial defending a woman's right to sit any way she damn well pleased.
It was only when she had turned a deep purple did anyone realize that Mari had tied the bonnet too tight.
Jennifer was so hypnotized by the way Sean shuffled the index cards in his hands nervously before each sentence, that she neglected to notice his entire speech was about the geopolitical struggle of the Gummi Bears.
Joe: This pizza....tastes funny. Erin, don't you think this tastes weird? Erin? Mr.Boyle, why is Erin chanting in tongues and floating 4 inches off the ground?
As Jen explained to Erin what a "donkey punch" was, Joe grew more and more uncomfortable.
Nicole: I'm going to kill you two. I'm going to that women's suffrage march on my own now. Jerks.
