Cassie's purple socks protected her from leprosy.
What? I'm just repeating what she told me.
While Erin's embrace seemed playful; she was, in fact, wiping the bottom of her shoe on Resnick's pantleg.
Deprived of marijuana, hippies become far too focused for their own good.
Lt. Charlotte won one medal for saving a village from a napalm attack. The other for destroying all evidence that one Gomer Pile accidentally ordered the attack while trying to send out for pizza. Discretion is, after all, the better part of valor.
This would be a turning point for Nicole. A simple shawl and a wide brimmed hat? A new high school uniform was born.
While Liz thought him a jock, the back of his hat read "=MC2"
John-Mark: What? I happen to like this jacket. Screw you.
Jeff was dying to make a "sweating to the 80s" headband joke, but he resisted.
The only thing that kept Rachel from flying off into a murderous rage were bananas. She really loved those things. High in potassium you know.
Resnick wasn't shifting away from Liz because he was shy...
If only Sean's "uptight hippy buster" costume was a costume.
Sometimes, just sometimes, even poindexters get the girl.
Rachel: I never thought I'd say this Jeff, but if you pull your hand from your pocket and you don't have a gun, I'm going to be very upset.
Justin (singing): Baby killer, baby killer. The rest of this song...is purely filler. Fa la la la la.
Jennifer: I've got a fifth of vodka and a gallon of orange juice in my backpack. Wanna get out of here?